Would you ever suppose anyone who smokes pot to treat their glaucoma? I have heard that weak excuse from our older relatives for many years ,but I never believed that any of them had glaucoma.
What are the odds that all members of the family except me had it, right? Very slim, I would say, I think they just liked using a medical excuse to get stoned at family functions, and now that medical cannabis use was legalized, plus dispensaries are more commonplace, our aunts plus uncles are dropping the phony pretense plus being real about it with me.
The change came when at Thanksgiving I showed up with a huge sack of OG Kush, plus everyone realized that I was the only person there that entirely had a prescription Rx card for medical cannabis. For years they had gotten stoned around me, giving me such weak excuses, plus now the shoe was on the other foot. I whipped out our medical cannabis plus started to roll a hogleg sized joint, plus they all surrounded me. Two of our great aunts entirely asked if they could have some cannabis for their glaucoma, plus I said no. I made everyone admit to me that they never had eye issues at all, they just wanted some of our cannabis. One of our uncles pulled me aside plus slipped me a hundred bucks to spend for him next time I went to the cannabis dispensary! I can tell you 1 single thing – our family gatherings will be a whole lot bizarre now that I have our medical cannabis Rx card.