People are surprised that I smoke so much cannabis, because I am so grumpy. They feel that due to our ill demeanor I must be stone-cold sober. The truth is much more dark; Nothing makes me feel more relaxed than smoking weed, so I tend to smoke it anytime I need to interact with other people. The fact that I still seem so dour, even when stoned, surely gives you an plan of what a jerk I am the rest of the time. I am a grumpy old man, & actually I enjoy it this way. I do enjoy smoking some cannabis with our friend Earl & having a few laughs, but the rest of the time I wear a frown. I’m actually not a mean person, with or without cannabis in our system, I just seem that way. I’m over 60 years old, & just listening to a Gen-Z guy talk gives me a headache, so I rely on cannabis more than ever to keep me chill. Even after the cannabis I cannot bring myself to wear a fake smile. Earl is the 1 guy who gets me, he is also our cannabis dealer, because I refuse to go back to the local dispensary. I went to the cannabis dispensary once, & was shocked & outraged at their prices. The budtenders explained the high-tech science behind their cannabis strains, & why they needed to charge so much money. I remember when a gallon of gas was a dollar, so the mere plan of paying eight hundred bucks for an ounce of cannabis was outrageous!
