We are always careful to wear gloves during the cannabis harvest, otherwise we can absorb too much of the THC through our skin while handling it

After a tragic household fire when I was a young child I was sent into the heartland of the country to live with my Uncle Matt, a person I had never met before. Matt was a farmer, a devout Christian, and an overall good person. But he was not a parent, and not comfortable with children. Matt did the best he could with me, however let’s just say it wasn’t an ideal childhood. Now that I am an adult, my relationship with Matt has blossomed, and we have become the best of friends. Although Matt is a religious man, he is also a sizable fan of smoking cannabis. He says that cannabis is a gift from God, which is why he grows so much of it on his farm in secret. Once or twice a month I stop by Matt’s farm to hang out with him, and I always ensure to be on-hand when it’s time for a cannabis harvest. Matt doesn’t have a whole field of cannabis plants but he is pretty seasoned at this point, and needs all the help he can get. I drive out for a weekend to assist with the cannabis harvest, and then he gives me a bunch of weed to take home with me. I would delightedly help him for free, however Matt insists on sharing “the spoils of war” from his cannabis plants. We are always careful to wear gloves during the cannabis harvest, otherwise we can absorb too much of the THC through our skin while handling it. That is not as fun as it sounds.

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In the local cannabis scene, I’m known as an innovator and a trailblazer.

At last count there were 20 unusual dispensaries, in various towns and parts of town.

Over the 24 months, basically ever since humanity came back from COVID, I have noticed all the other shops follow my lead, and do what I do. When I started offering free household delivery on cannabis orders over a certain dollar amount, almost everyone else did it too. After I sponsored a local street bash with live tunes, a few other cannabis shops have tried similar events. I was the first cannabis shop to hand out free stickers and posters, because I knew it would generate free advertising. Guess what happened next? Every other cannabis dispensary handed out free swag. They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and in this case I couldn’t possibly be more flattered! It doesn’t bother me, but I am focused on my own success, and the success of my cannabis operation. I would absolutely steal a great idea from a rival cannabis shop if those mopes ever had an idea worth stealing! I heard a rumor that one of my rivals was going to open a cannabis smokers lounge in their store. This is an idea I have previously thought about, however chose not to pursue. In this state there are strict no-smoking policies for business, including tobacco and cannabis. Why bother opening a cannabis smokers lounge if people are not permitted to smoke cannabis indoors? It doesn’t make any sense, and it won’t make money.

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I really miss the COVID quarantine.

Am I alone in this? I had an amazing time during the lockdown, & wished it never ended. I had so much time for hobbies, I taught myself how to craft and crochet, and then turned my attention to household improvements. I repainted the entire interior of my home, and laid down laminate flooring in the study room. Then I chose to work on my cooking skills, which admittedly were quite weak. I spent some time pouring through cookbooks and trying my hand at various recipes. That’s when I got the idea to make my own cannabis edibles, just to see if I could do it. I went through my collection of seasoned books until I found one called the Anarchists Cookbook, which has a collection of cannabis recipes in it. This book is from the 70s so none of the recipes are expensive, it’s just innovative ways to combine marijuana with your meals. I learned about making cannabis oil – not the kind of cannabis oil you vaporize, however a cannabis-infused olive oil used for cooking. Once the essence of the cannabis is infused into the olive oil, it can be used to bring that flavor and THC potency to everything else I cook in it. This permitted me to make delightful pasta dishes and vegetarian recipes where all the ingredients had been infused with cannabis. The only issue I have with this kind of cooking is that by the time I’m done eating I’m far too stoned on cannabis to bother cleaning up. I just want to nap on the couch.

Recreational marijuana

My first week on a university campus I met Seth, an older lady that was always hanging around campus.

Seth never wore shoes, and seemed to exist solely to play hacky sack and play seasoned Bob Marley music on her guitar.

Some of the older students told me that Seth had been a fixture on the campus quad for over 4 decades. She wasn’t a student, and she didn’t work here, she just hung out and sold cannabis. Apparently the campus security always looked the other way for Seth, because she also provided them with cannabis. I was quick to make friends with Seth, mostly because I was new to the town and had no connections for marijuana. This was years ago, long before legal cannabis was a reality, so I needed to find a way to score some weed! What is a university without cannabis, am I right? For the first few weeks on campus I got all my cannabis from Seth. Eventually I found other resources, and cannabis dealers who were less creepy and weird. Four years later I graduated, and Seth was still slinging sacks of cannabis in the quad and playing hacky sack with the undergrads. She has what is called a “charmed life” and although every day is the same for her. Every day is a perfect day filled with fun, friendship, and cannabis smoke. In some ways I envy Seth. But not that much, especially since I have access to all the best cannabis strains in the world, and I can smoke it in the comfort of my own home.
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I’ve been so busy since taking this promotion.

I took the new position because the pay was so much higher, and I never considered all the stress that would come along with it. After the first week in my new office, I was on the verge of quitting. I had no idea there were so many concerns at this business. At the end of the work day I’d go to the household and smoke a joint, however by the end of the second month I was smoking three or four joints. Cannabis seemed to be the only thing that would reduce my stress levels. I thought about how much better my task would be if I’d smoke marijuana in the office, then it hit me – I didn’t have to smoke it, because I could buy cannabis edibles instead and no one would ever know. I had only tried cannabis edibles a few times in the past, and I have a tiny problem with them. I feel edibles are amazing, and they make me feel so dreamy and relaxed. But, if I take one bite too many after that I fall asleep. Nothing puts me down more quickly than cannabis edibles, so before I could begin taking edibles at the office I needed to try them out at home a few times and find my perfect balance. I’ve learned precisely how much cannabis I can smoke for a perfect high, and now I need to do the same thing with edibles. Once I can dial it in, I can begin taking edibles at work.

Cannabis cafe

After a tragic house fire when we were young children, we were sent into the heartland of the country to live with our aunt and uncle, people we had never met before.

They were farmers, devout Christians, and overall fantastic people.

But they were parents, and not comfortable with children. They did the best they could with us, but let’s just say it wasn’t a great childhood. Now that we are adults, our relationship with our uncle and aunt has blossomed, and we have become the best of friends. Although they are religious people, they are also huge fans of smoking cannabis. They say that cannabis is a gift from God, which is why they grow so much of it on their farm in secret. Once or twice a month we stop by their farm to hang out with them, and we make sure to be on-hand when it’s time for a cannabis harvest. Our aunt and uncle don’t have a whole field of cannabis plants but they are pretty seasoned at this point, and need all the help they can get. We drive out for a weekend to assist with the cannabis harvest, and then they give us a bunch of weed to take dwelling with us. We would happily help them for free, but they insist on sharing “the spoils of war” from their cannabis plants. We are careful to wear gloves during the cannabis harvest, otherwise we can absorb too much of the THC through our skin while handling it. That is not as fun as it sounds.

Medical marijuana

This is an idea we have previously considered, but decided not to pursue

In the local cannabis scene, we are known as innovators and trailblazers. At last count there were 10 different dispensaries, in numerous villages and parts of town. Over the last two years, basically ever since civilization came back from COVID, we have noticed all the other shops follow our lead, and do what we do. When we started offering free dwelling delivery on cannabis orders over a particular dollar amount, everyone else did it too. After we sponsored a local street with live music, several other cannabis shops have tried similar events. We were the first cannabis shop to hand out free stickers and posters, because we knew it would generate free advertising, guess what happened next? Every other cannabis dispensary handed out free swag. They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and in this case we couldn’t possibly be more flattered. It doesn’t bother us, but we are focused on our own success, and the success of our cannabis operation. We would really steal a great idea from a rival cannabis shop if those mopes ever had an idea worth stealing. We heard a rumor that one of our rivals was going to open a cannabis smokers lounge in their store. This is an idea we have previously considered, but decided not to pursue. In this state there are strict no-smoking policies for business, including tobacco and cannabis. Why bother opening a cannabis smokers lounge if people are not allowed to smoke cannabis indoors? It doesn’t make any sense, and it won’t make cash.

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We really miss the COVID quarantine.

• Are we alone in this? We had the best time during the lockdown, and wished it never ended.

We had so much time for hobbies, we taught ourselves how to knit and crochet, and then turned our attention to dwelling improvements. We repainted the entire interior of our home, and laid down laminate flooring in the dining room. Then we decided to work on our cooking skills, which confessedly were quite weak. We spent some weeks pouring through cookbooks and trying our hands at numerous recipes. That’s when we got the idea to make our own cannabis edibles, just to see if we could do it. We dug through our collection of seasoned books until we found one called the Anarchists Cookbook, which has a collection of cannabis recipes in it. This book is from the 60s so none of the recipes are extravagant, it’s just innovative ways to combine marijuana with your meals. We learned about making cannabis oil – not the kind of cannabis oil you vaporize, but a cannabis-infused olive oil used for cooking. Once the essence of the cannabis is infused into the olive oil, it can be used to bring that flavor and THC potency to everything else we cook in it. This allowed us to make delightful pasta dishes and vegetarian recipes where all the ingredients had been infused with cannabis. The only problem we have with this kind of cooking is that by the time we are done eating we are far too stoned on cannabis to bother cleaning up. We just want to nap on the couch!

Recreational marijuana

Frank’s first week on a college campus he met Tim, an older guy that was constantly hanging around campus.

Tim never wore shoes, and seemed to exist solely to play hacky sack and play seasoned Bob Marley music on his guitar.

Some of the older students told Frank that Tim had been a fixture on the campus quad for years. He wasn’t a student, and he didn’t work here, he just hung out and sold cannabis. Apparently the campus security constantly looked the other way for Tim, because he also provided them with cannabis. Frank was quick to make friends with Tim, mostly because he was new to the neighborhood and had no linking for marijuana. This was years ago, long before legal cannabis was a reality, so Frank needed to find a way to score some weed. What is college without cannabis, is he right? For the first few weeks on campus Frank got all his cannabis from Tim. Eventually he found other resources, and cannabis dealers who were less creepy and weird. Eventually, Frank graduated, and Tim was still slinging sacks of cannabis in the quad and playing hacky sack with the undergrads. Tim has what is called a “charmed life” & although every day is the same for him, every day is a perfect day filled with fun, friendship, and cannabis smoke. In some ways Frank envies Sam. But not that much, especially since he has access to all the best cannabis strains in the world, and he can smoke it in the comfort of his own home.
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Todd has been so tied up after taking this promotion.

He took the new position because the pay was so much higher, and he never considered all the stress that would come along with it.

After the first week in his new office, Todd was on the verge of quitting. He had no idea there were so many concerns at this corporation. At the end of the work day he would go dwelling and smoke a joint, but by the end of the second month he was smoking three or four joints! Cannabis seemed to be the only thing that would reduce his stress levels. Todd thought about how much better his job would be if he could smoke marijuana in the office, then it hit him – he didn’t have to smoke it, because Todd could buy cannabis edibles instead and no one would ever know. He had only tried cannabis edibles a few times in the past, and he has a tiny problem with them. Todd thinks edibles are amazing, and they make me feel so dreamy and relaxed, but if he takes one bite too several after that he falls asleep, but nothing puts him down more abruptly than cannabis edibles. So, before he could start taking edibles at the office he needed to try them out at home a few times and find his perfect balance. Todd has learned precisely how much cannabis he can smoke for a perfect high, and now he needs to do the same thing with edibles. Once he can dial it in, he can start taking edibles at work.

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