People are surprised that I smoke so much cannabis, because I am so grumpy.
They believe that due to our ill demeanor I must be stone-chilly sober. The truth is much more dark, then nothing makes myself and others recognize more relaxed than smoking weed, so I tend to smoke it anytime I need to interact with other people. The fact that I still seem so dour, even when stoned, surely gives you an idea of what a jerk I am the rest of the time. I am a grumpy outdated man, plus truthfully I adore it this way. I do love smoking some cannabis with our friend Earl plus having a few laughs, however the rest of the time I wear a frown. I’m absolutely not a mean person, with or without cannabis in our system, I just seem that way. I’m over 60 years old, plus just listening to a Gen-Z person talk gives myself and others a headache, so I rely on cannabis more than ever to keep myself and others chill. Even after the cannabis I cannot bring myself to wear a fake smile. Earl is the one guy who gets me… He is also our cannabis dealer, because I refuse to go back to the local dispensary. I went to the cannabis dispensary once, plus was shocked plus outraged at their prices. The budtenders explained the high-tech calculus behind their cannabis strains, plus why they needed to charge so much money. I remember when a gallon of gas was a dollar, so the mere idea of paying several hundred bucks for an ounce of cannabis was outrageous!