Social distancing is like a dream come true for me.
Everyone is really sad that they can’t go out to eat, go to bars or hang out with friends.
For an antisocial person, this is like going on vacation. I hate going out to eat and being around crowds of people. I am able to hole up in my home and everything is much easier now. I can have groceries delivered rather than aimlessly walk around the store. Most services that take forever doing check ups and inspections, will now do online consultations. What is really cool is my cannabis dispensary is now doing cannabis delivery services. I used to need to drive to the dispensary, find what I wanted and pay at the counter. The cannabis dispensary is out of the way for me. I always had to make a special trip for it. I also don’t really enjoy talking with the budtender. I know what I want. I like what I like. I get the same thing every single time. With online services, I buy my same stuff, put it in my cart and have it delivered right to my door. There is a bit of a fee to have someone drop it off. I could do curbside pick up, but I am still too big of a lazy turd to do that. I am willing to pay anything to have my weed and have it brought to me. I almost feel like a king. I just go on my computer and literally anything can come to my door now. I get food from my favorite restaurant, my favorite strain of weed and I have myself a little party.